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Monday, March 07, 2005
Grammar test
For all of you that make fun of my accent and the way I talk. I scored a 99% across the board on all levels of the following vocabulary/grammar test. Eat a dick bitches.
So let me get this straight, your ability to decipher the language and it's meaning is excellent, it's just a problem getting it from your brain through your orating device? Yes, this sounds like a greater problem than we had originally percieved. I mean at first we thought it was just you were from Tennessee, then we just figured, hey you look like Corky, maybe there is more to it than that. But now you have proven to us that you really do understand the language, you just can't speak it. I got it, maybe you are really an adopted taiwanese orphan who is still trying to seperate your base language from that of the average American. Maybe not.
I still say it has something to do with his dicktion, or perhaps his tampax, I mean syntax. Either way, I'm sure its some combination of his oral issues and his diction.
5 comments:
I don't make fun of your grammer, just your Diction. Huh, huh.
So you're just purposefully ignorant... that is better how?
So let me get this straight, your ability to decipher the language and it's meaning is excellent, it's just a problem getting it from your brain through your orating device? Yes, this sounds like a greater problem than we had originally percieved. I mean at first we thought it was just you were from Tennessee, then we just figured, hey you look like Corky, maybe there is more to it than that. But now you have proven to us that you really do understand the language, you just can't speak it. I got it, maybe you are really an adopted taiwanese orphan who is still trying to seperate your base language from that of the average American. Maybe not.
I still say it has something to do with his dicktion, or perhaps his tampax, I mean syntax. Either way, I'm sure its some combination of his oral issues and his diction.
I got your DICKtion right here, monkey boy.
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