Two Posts in One

You folks get a buy one get one free day.

First: Why I hate USuCk. I had started to accept them. I even had gotten to where I hoped they won games when not playing us so that the rivalry would gain more national attention and have more bearing on the wide angle scope of college football, not just on a couple local recruits. But in typical USuCk fashion they are almost good enough to win some decent games but can't come through. Now I have to leave Tennessee at the absolute butt crack on the Saturday after Thanksgiving (tradition indicates I go drinking with friends the Friday night after). Also, we had hoped to throw one more kick ass tailgate for the last game of the year. Can we now, oh hell no. At best we can plan for a post game event but I would hate to plan a celebration for game that is always close, regardless of record. USuCk, get to do what you are good at and suck on deez...
Oh and Spurrier, you are a bitch, with a faggy looking visor. I hated you at UF when I was a big Vol fan. Now, I hate you the most.

I am headed to TN for Thanksgiving if you couldn't tell. This weekend is actually completely uncommitted and I look forward to it. The football games have been fun (though the recent outcome have been a bit rough until this week) but i am ready to sit on my butt, do yardwork only if I choose to do so, and go uptown like I used to on Friday and/or Saturday. I've seen most of this readership recently so I nothing big time to report. I do havea request for any info on the Richmond VA area if it is available. Just curious to know, will advise why later on.

Quite a Chuckle

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot> go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help with the Housework, and Have a strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the New Husband's Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

Just a thought

Sometimes I get pissed off at people. When that happens, I think "God, I would love to beat the stupid/shit out of this person." Then I come to my senses and realize that if that occured, I would have to bury their clothes, and it makes me chuckle. Not currently feeling this but this mood/thought typically comes at some point on a Friday when something that shouldn't get messed up, does. That's all.