Crack

The other day I thought about smoking crack. Then I looked in the mirror and realized I was a prototypical somewhat overweight white yuppie with a college education. It's going to take something way more tahn crack to break me out of this stereotype and its monotony.

Something to ponder

If you are in a pissy mood, and you beat the hell out of someone becausethey said that absolute wrong thing at the wrong time, or did something that just really set you off, you think you could get away with it? I think in some liberal ass court I could. Should I be allowed too, no, and that's about the only thing that prevents said actions. I think my defense would be something to the extent of "You honor, my client went into his fit of rage and mamed the accuser due to a hormonal imbalance. See, your honor, my cliet has not been laid in many many months creating a large and unnecessary build up of testostrone. Due to this imbalance he became dillusional and down right crazy when hte accuser provoked him, causing large amounts of adreline to mix with said testorone. This, your honor, is not my clients fault, but the fault of the accuser for invoking noted chemical reaction, prompting his own ass kicking." What do you think my chances are? I watch too much Boston Legal.

Weekend Plans

Ok, so after we canned golf, all my crew bolted for the weekend for various reason in and out of their control. I have taxes to do, laundry so I can spend three nights in Boston next week, and work to cover my ass while I'm gone, and a one page write up case study for class Monday night that has to be emailed in ahead of time. This sounds liek a lot ut in all honesty, I could knock 80% of it out tonight alone. Leaving me with approximately 40 hours of BS time to kill. Knowing me, I won't do half of this tonight so part of the weekend will be killed from shear laziness. Other than the requisit Jack and Ginger answers from most of you all, any ideas of ways to kill time by yourself? Porn is not a viable answer, I already thought of that one.

Play Damn It

Play in my little tournament damn it. It's fun and I send out updates after each set of rounds.

Tourney Time

Standard entry fee. Sheets must be faxed or emailed in by tip off of the first game on Thursday. Enter as often as you would like. Hit me with an email if you need the fax number or check an old email from me, it will be on my signature. If I don't know you or the people who directed you to me, your entry will be null and void and you may not get your fee back. (Disclaimer for the random folks out there just surfing the web)

Grammar test

For all of you that make fun of my accent and the way I talk. I scored a 99% across the board on all levels of the following vocabulary/grammar test. Eat a dick bitches.


http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14457200288064322170

Hey Norm!

If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

I would!




Hey Norm!

If you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?

Huh Norm, well would ya?

I WOULD!

I would be covered by spicy brown mustard and relish, I'ld be delicious. The I'ld wash myself down with an ice cold Budweiser. It'ld be great.

Virus stuff-but not as bad

Is anyone else getting NAV warnings about trojan files while they are on the blog sites, especially Brad's?