The other day I thought about smoking crack. Then I looked in the mirror and realized I was a prototypical somewhat overweight white yuppie with a college education. It's going to take something way more tahn crack to break me out of this stereotype and its monotony.
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Put some P. Diddy rims on your Cherokee and spend all the rest of your money on the sound system. Yeah, then you'll be in a much better stereotype.
What you have to do here is test a theory. Put some powdered sugar around the rim of your nostril for a few days and see how people respond to you. Continuously sniffle around people for more affect. Let me know how your work responds especially.
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