Laid

Yeah, it's been Labor day weekend since this occurence happened for me. That makes it something like 180+ days. That's right at 6 months or half a year. The sad part is I really don't have the experience to know better and I still deemed that time not good. Countdown from last time I had good sex, long enough to say I have regrown the virginity I held on to for way too long.

It's fixed...for now.

Well, my evening shannanigans online should resume. I believe I have determined the problem. I did a system restore back to the first of the month. In the process I notced the edge of my keyboard was crammed under hte monitor. No big deal, right? Well, I star sliding it out thinking "nothing is mashed in" as the edge pops out, the esc button resumes to its proper position. DAMN THING HAS BEEN HALFWAY MASHED IN FOR OVER A WEEK. I probably did this drunk as shit last Friday night and didn't really think to check something like this. Well, I am uploading some NAV just because now. Let teh harrassment begin, there should be some good comments from this.

Virus Addition

It closes non-internet prgrams like the task manager window and the start menu when I try to open them as well.

Virus

I have some nasty virus. It closes windows and erases things I am typing. Any ideas, post here or call my ass. It's a real bitch. I have now typed this 5 times.

Emails

I received an email from a person named "Asshead" the address was identified as user@chatzy.com. I jsut thought it was funny an asshead sent soemthing to my work address and it was caught by our Anti-Spam software. It was in their with other users identified as Lobbied.U.Boobies and Lushnikov Alexey. God I love spammers.

Friday's

I finally figured out the point in working Friday afternoons. Everyone knows that you get nothing done, including the bosses. By having us work, they are saying "Look, we know you aren't going to do anything but play on the computer after lunch. That is ok, just work on Friday morning." What this accomplishes is that I actually do work on Friday morning. If it was only a half day, I would get blitzed every Thursday night and know nothing was expected Friday morning and therefore get nothing done. Essentially narrowing down the work week to 4 days. Also, if I do get blitzed Thursday night, I can "recover" in my office Friday morning, actually do work Friday afternoon and still accomplish the same thing. Havea I figured out the base of western work culture or am I so far damn behind that I am earning my another sticker for my helmet?

Valentines and women

This is how the weekend that held so much promise worked out. Obvisouly not that great but funny to the rest of the world. The first girl in reference is the baseball scout previsouly discussed, the second being the nursing student in Wilmington from Charlotte I got hooked up with through folks at work.

I dropped way too much coin on this crap. I played a little tonsil hockey Friday night before being shown that my bed and her bed were not the same and that I was not invited to keep her warm. Note, this was in a hotel room in Orlando, not an apartment where we would eventually end up in separate rooms altogether. Hopefully I kept her up all night snoring. I did get the line “We have got to stop, before I get myself in trouble.” This is the second time in 6 weeks I have heard this line while making out. The last one at least let the nipple make an appearance, this one did not. Anyway, in my disappointment I was hoping for a delayed phone call from Wilmington (flower girl) late Friday or Saturday while I was driving up from Orlando. This did not occur. Not feeling like coming back and sitting on my butt I called Carn, who promptly called me back and said to come on. Ended up there about 6 Saturday evening and we hit wild wings for dinner and boozing with his Charleston crowd. About 11 PM roles around and I get a funny feeling in my pocket…hey the phones vibrating and its Wilmington girl. She got the flowers, they are pretty, I get a thank you and that I can call her back Sunday whenever, and that’s about all I hear. She is somewhat hoarse, no comments please, I already have plenty of bad images in my mind of why, and I can’t hear well for the band as is. Carn, Matt Rowe, and I leave somewhere around 1, I think. I did quit drinking early because I was not happy with the call and didn’t want to be angry drunk Todd. Slept on the edge of a bed covered in sanding dust, got up and hit the road before 10AM as Carn was taking Matt back to Bluffton. Made the return call on Sunday and was greated by voicemail that afternoon. Got to watch Oberg and Pennell both hugging on their women while I took care of the usual Sunday evening dinner we do. At least it kept me somewhat occupied and un-nauseated. No phone call. Came home from class Valentines night, had a fantastic roast beef sandwich, again, no comments Carn, and made one last shot phone call and actually got her. We chatted for a few minutes, she was pleasant, and that’s that. In a nut shell, I am broke, got no action, and both ladies proved what I should already know well. Women are teases until proven otherwise. And I actually thought I was going to get somewhere, what a moron.

I'm Back

I am back from FLA so be prepared for some random postings about the past 10 days or so. The good stuff will be a few days though as some integral parts still have to be resolved/filled in, and I am not talking about my memory.

JDGA Weekend

I hereby move that JDGA be moved to the same weekend as frat club alumni weekend. Most of us will be at least somewhat interested in this weekend in Clemson, Duke will be there to watch for the baseball and our activities will be mapped out for us. Also, UNC is preseason higher ranked by a lot and that could be ugly. April weather should be better with the chance of down right hotness. Plus they are actually talking about having alum meetings for our input. Do I hear any seconds?

Ventures Southward

So I am headed towards Orlando tomorrow. Killing time dening the enevitable packing. I am going to an ASHRAE show and some meetings with manufactures I rep. I am staying with Jimbecca tomorrow night then on to O-town Saturday. I have meetings and the show with factory sponsored night time dinners and boozing from Saturday until Tuesday. Then I am headed to Gulf coast to play a little golf and viisit my grandfather. It should be a great week. I head back and am rolling the dice on an invite to one of the previously mentioned womens places the following Saturday. I'll update everyone on the weeks events, including a crazy Super Bowl party that is on the docket. Y'all have fun. I'll be back now, ya hear?

Assisted Living

I, along with the masses of engineers with jobs and half a brain, have decided to start seriously looking for a place to call my own and purchase my first place. The more I think about it though, the more of a tough decision it becomes. I mean, financially, its the smart move but then there are the drawbacks. Insurance, maintenance, random crap I don't care to think about, cleaning up after myself, etc. Then one day a couple months back, it hit me. I was driving around and saw what I thought to be a nice condo complex, but no, it was an assisted living "community." At this point, I thought to myself and said aloud to Oberg and Paul, I know what I am going to do. I am going to live in an assisted living community. Monthlies would be like an expensive apartment. I could get as drunk as I want, put on a helmet and run into things. No one would notice. Then I could crap my depends whenever I wanted, and just hit the orderly button. Of course I would tip well and give all the staff great Christmas gifts and everything. But think of it. I make some cash, hang out with funny old folks, and have people take care of me. Even sponge baths. I could live out my nonprofessional life as Harry Caray. I may even do a little reverse gold digging or at least hit on some old woman granddaughter or a nurse. Can you picture me wheel chairing it down the hall against some geriatric, both of us in bicycle helmets and ropes? It would be the JD olympics. I could even host a seniors tour JDGA golf event. Yeah, I think I have it all figured out now.