Chess

The game of chess, I know I suck, let me play. You will beat me normally, that is fine. Don't be a pussy and bitch about how you beat yourself when I do actaully win. In chess, that is typically the case and I am usually the one doing it. Also, don't use lame ass techniques like bitching about the time between moves simply because I have an advantage at that point. Pot, this is kettle, you are black. And we won't even bring up hold 'em. More than likley I will botch something anyway. Let me over analyze and do it. And when I say "It's over." don't tell me not to give up only to say "Why don't you forfeit?" three moves later after what I see as the inevitable playout occurs. I am not the best at this yet, so if I see both our next 4 moves becasue I am screwed, just go with it and start a new game. Quit wasting everyones time and getting folks riled up. It prevents you from having to ignore you previous 5 minutes of dialog that I will quote back if necessary.